Elon Musk Has Some Bad thoughts for Mass Transit.

Tell what you will about Elon Musk, but the man has thoughts. Loads of them.

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He has concepts about how to enhance Twitter and colonizes Mars

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He has concepts about space tourism and the future of artificial intelligence.

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He has thoughts about how to end the war in Ukraine and save children captured in underground caves.

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Adam Kovacs, a popular YouTube creator, suggests that unyielding bravado and huge wealth don’t necessarily change bad ideas well.

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Mr. Kovacs, who has created a large following for his criticisms of faulty urban planning and design, takes a close look at Mr. Musk’s proposals to recast mass transit: the Hyperloop and the Boring Loop.

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Both concepts have created much eagerness and even assets, but as Mr. Kovacs explains, they are unessential complex and not created for real people.

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There’s even a word for exciting but awfully flawed concepts like this: “gadgetbahn.”

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Mr. Musk, he says, “would rather inject millions of dollars into some made-up tech fancy than doing something literally useful for us mortals.”

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